and here's that obligatory oscar post.

We might be too proud for some things, but not this. Here we have showcased our hyper-judgemental tendencies in a

red carpet round-up!

Fairly self-explanatory. Milla Jovovich (Elie Saab) and good ol' Gwyneth Paltrow (Tom Ford), both perfectly on point.

Sparkles for the first and a cape/cap-sleeve combo for the second. Time to unearth those Tracy Anderson DVDs.. again.

Jennifer Lopez (Zuhair Murad) must think that she's still 28 and at the Grammys with Diddy/Daddy,

while Tina Fey (Carolina Herrera) bores us to tears with her replicated choice year after year. Try again.

In closing, we'd like to officially thank this dude for taking full advantage of being let back into the awards ceremony by spilling an urn full of "ashes" on none other than Ryan Seacrest, who promptly got a replacement jacket, but forgot to grab a sense of humor as well.
Ten thousand cool points for Sacha, er, General Alladeen.

all photos via People